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Josh Hart says his wife’s breast milk tasted like vanilla flavored almond
milk when he tried it during a blind taste test
“I would say 85% of new dads at least wonder what breast milk tastes like.
So we had family over that day, and they asked me, ‘Have you tried it?’ I’
m like, ‘No, I haven’t tried it.’ But if I ever do, I want to be burped, I
want to be cradled, I want everything’”
“Then somehow I got finessed into doing a blind tasting. So we had a couple
flavors of almond milk, a creamer and breast milk. They blindfolded me, and I
was trying the different ones. I tried it, and it was like vanilla-flavored
almond milk. That’s how it tasted”
“I literally took the blindfold off after I tasted it. I’m like, ‘Damn,
this actually doesn’t taste bad. This has got to be the breast milk.’ I
just knew because it tasted the best out of all of them. It wasn’t even a
shot glass full of breast milk. It wasn’t bad, I’ll say that”
Josh Hart 說，他老婆的母乳喝起來就像香草口味的杏仁奶。當時他還被家人蒙著眼睛玩
了一場「盲測」。
我想，至少有 85% 的新手爸爸都會好奇母乳到底是什麼味道。
「所以那天家人剛好來家裡，他們就問我：『你喝過母乳嗎？』我說：『沒有，我還沒喝
過。』但如果我真的要喝，我希望有人幫我拍嗝、把我抱在懷裡，所有流程我都要有。」
「結果不知道怎麼回事，我就被『套路』去做盲測了。我們準備了幾種杏仁奶口味、一種
奶精，還有母乳。他們把我的眼睛蒙起來，讓我一個一個試。我喝到其中一個，覺得味道
就像香草口味的杏仁奶。母乳喝起來就是那個味道。」
「我一喝完就直接把眼罩拿掉了。我說：『靠，這其實一點都不難喝。這肯定就是母乳。
我就是知道，因為它是所有東西裡面最好喝的。那杯母乳甚至連一個小酒杯都裝不滿。反
正我只能說，真的沒有不好喝。」
心得：Josh Hart 大談