作者:
Kai877 (淡江吳籤)
2026-06-16 10:38:33https://x.com/knicks_union/status/2066595409506787685?s=46
Everything Mikal said on his drunk IG live today
‧ Shouted out Atlanta for pissing him off and turning him up
點名感謝老鷹，說他們惹毛了自己，反而讓自己打得更猛。
‧ Called Ariel Hukporti “35” and joked that he lied on his birth certificate
稱 Ariel Hukporti 為「35歲」，還開玩笑說他肯定是出生證明造假。
‧ Called Jalen Brunson the GOAT and said his big-ass head needs a statue.
稱 Jalen Brunson 是 GOAT，還說他那顆超大的頭應該立座雕像。
‧ Referred to Victor Wembanyama as the “French Prince N****"
稱呼 Victor Wembanyama 為「法國王子N****」。
‧ Called KAT a “big foot ass n****"
稱 Karl-Anthony Towns 是個「大腳怪N****」
‧ Said Yabusele is a savage for dunking on LeBron.
說 Guerschon Yabusele 顏扣 LeBron James 那球真的超狠。
‧ Confirmed that Dolan told the team not to have sex for 10 weeks.
證實 James Dolan 曾告訴全隊 10 週內不准做愛。
‧ Told Dolan to build a practice facility in the city.
叫 Dolan 趕快在市區蓋一座訓練館。
‧ Admitted he could’ve played better and still has more to prove.
坦承自己其實可以打得更好，接下來還有很多東西需要去證明。
‧ Said he wishes he was in the room when Coldplay made “Lost!”
說他真的好希望當年 Coldplay 在創作神曲《Lost!》的時候，自己能在錄音室現場親眼見
證。
‧ Said Brunson and the Knicks are “ready for another run.”
說Brunson 和尼克已經準備好再次衝冠。
‧ Said Leon Rose changed the culture and organization.
大讚總裁 Leon Rose 徹底改變了這支球隊的文化與整個球團組織。
‧ Said Becky Hammon’s “1A” comments fueled Brunson to win a chip
直言當年 WNBA 傳奇教練 Becky Hammon 批評 Brunson「不是 1A 等級建隊基石」的言論，
反倒成了最強燃料，直接逼出現在拿到總冠軍的 Brunson。
‧ Called Chris Paul a troll for sending him a Nets football helmet after he got
traded and called him an “old ass n****"
爆料 Chris Paul在他被交易到尼克後，CP3 竟然寄了一個籃網隊（前東家）的橄欖球頭盔
去嘲諷他，大橋直接笑罵 CP3 是一個「老傢伙N****」