[開戰] 既然不賞臉效力中華隊就打到他加入中職

作者: NuCat (騎烏龜去爬山)   2025-07-20 22:17:42
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最近新聞大家想必都有看到
會長都親自邀請了 郭泓志、陳偉殷也出馬了,卡仔還是不買帳。
沒關係,這本來是一個邀請他加入冠軍列車,一起共同成長、共同榮耀的機會,既然敬酒
不吃,那就吃罰酒
決賽場上直接讓他成為最後一個目送中華隊成為世界冠軍的打者
以下是我想出來的冠軍劇本
但這不只是劇本 必定會成功、計畫通
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既韓國的林昌勇、日本的翁田大勢後
台灣出現了第一個,也是亞洲第三位側投能達160公里的投手,他也是中華隊2026WBC的王
牌終結者
在8強賽讓Randy Arozarena站著看球被三振
準決賽用火球讓大谷翔平敲出斷棒三振(擦棒被捕)
緊接著WBC冠軍戰最終局,他讓美國隊最後希望卡仔揮棒落空,成為最後一位出局的打者
然後他來到本壘前,講了句會讓全世界噴飯、讓美國人沉默的話:
"Come find me at the CPBL."
ESPN隔天馬上出了這篇:
ESPN BASEBALL
“COME FIND ME AT THE CPBL” — TAIWAN’S CLOSER SHUTS THE DOOR ON TEAM USA
By Jenna Martinez | March 18, 2026 | Miami, FL
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Photo: Wang stares down Carroll after final strikeout
On a cool Miami night at loanDepot Park, Taiwan made baseball history.
With two outs in the bottom of the 9th, facing MLB superstar Corbin Carroll,
Taiwanese closer Kai-Cheng Wang threw a 101-mph fastball right past him.
Strike three. Game over. Taiwan wins the World Baseball Classic.
Then came the mic-drop moment.
Wang didn’t leap into a dogpile with his teammates.
He didn’t scream, pump his fist, or throw his glove in the air.
Instead, he walked straight to home plate, where Carroll remained on his knees
, stunned.
Wang looked him in the eye and said:
“Come find me at the CPBL.”
In Seattle, Washington — Corbin Carroll’s hometown — signs appeared at
local batting cages:
“CPBL or bust.” (要嘛加入中職 要嘛就完蛋)
Some called it cocky.
Others called it legendary.
One thing’s for sure:
The world just learned not to underestimate Taiwanese baseball.
新聞一出,網友炸鍋
MLB網友洗版:Who TF is Wang Kai-Cheng?
也有人說:That’s the most anime moment in WBC history
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